So today I was given a Kindle Fire. Cuz, you know, I don’t have enough
electronics. I have an Android tablet (I think I saw it under a pile of books
last week), a Windows Ultrabook that’s a tablet/laptop hybrid, a Windows laptop,
and iPad mini, a coupla iPhones, and an Android phone. The Kindle adds no discernible value to my
arsenal, and wasn't even something on my wish list. It just appeared, one in a series of recent anticlimaxes. (Which, unfortunately, are not the same as ante climaxes. Which could be a term I've just made up. But it's a tangent, and I'm trying to focus, so let me go back to the thread).
Recent antIclimaxes include absently staring at that divine creation in the gym and
then realizing a bit too late that not only were you staring, but you were
noticed. And then they come over to
speak to you! … Sadly, as soon as they
open their mouth you realize either 1) they’re insane, or 2) their accent is so
thick it’s not worth the time it takes to interpret. By then, of course, the fantasy is ruined and
you can never look at them the same way. My gym is full of fine bodies that I
can’t enjoy any more because I've actually spoken to them.
It’s the same kind of anticlimax as listening to commercials
on TV and then buying the product. You
KNOW it’s never going to be as good or as fast or as durable or as interesting
as it looks on TV. But now you've bought
it. And it sucks. Which, logically, you sorta knew. If it didn't suck they wouldn't need to
advertise it. Advertising is all about
reeling folk in. So then you sit with
the under performing product in your hand and the realization you've been
snookered once again.
All of which serves to keep things in perspective. At the end of the day, it’s not how much
stuff you have, it’s not how good the body looks or how the voice sounds, or
even if they’re crazy. At the end of the
day, the true climax comes in embracing each and every moment in its fullness,
being completely present and fully experiencing it. And that’s NEVER anticlimactic.
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